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              How many b'ger do you need
              to change a lightbulb?
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           _______   |_|)      _______
           \_____/             \_____/
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later that same night:

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   mom in a bar (on a stool)
    _____________________
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   |  ~_) ( [_________ _
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       _ |/  |  /  |  /  |  |   | |  |/  |/  |/
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                                           |           /
                                           |          /
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 / ?  |    \     Now get the   \         / |  ___gluk
|/\\  |  //\|     hell outta    |       / R| //\\\ /
|.I.) | (.I.|        here!!     |      / A |(( **)^
|\o/  |  \O |        |      \_  |      )B /| \ o=:MM
'-----------'        |        .-|     (  / |  ) //
                     |      _/ /|      )/  |  | |\_._/(   /
    #!@%#X@!         |     |X|/ |     (/   |  \_______(  /
   You stupid        |     (_)  |          | /          / /
____Bastard!____/____|__________|__________|/          / /
       \|  .---. ___/___   /            .             / /
          (( ^  ) ____| )   /                        / /
  .        >:-o`//    \ \____                    `  / /
_______________//______\.__| (_____________________/ /
db____________()___________\_(_____________________|/


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Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!


5 minutes later...                         |           /
                                           |          /
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 /    |    \          /        \         / |  ? ?   /
|/\\\ | .||||        |  Don't make me   / R| //\\  /
|.I.) | |o-o|        |  have to tell   / A |( ** )/
|\-/  |  \-/|        | / you again!    )B /| \= //
'-----------'        |_         |     (  / |  ) )/\
                     | `.       |      )/  | /| //\\_     /
                     |`. \_     |     (/   |O/\_/ |__)   /
                     |  \|X|    |          | /          / /
_____________________|___(_)____|__________|/          / /
                            `  _\______.---.          / /
                       \  `   ( |____     ^')        / /
                    `   ______/ /    \\`o-:<        / /
_______________________) |____./______\\__|\_______/ /
db_____________________)_/_____________()__Dammit!_|/


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10 minutes later...                        |           /
                                           |    ?     /
  .-------.            _.----._           /| ?   ?   /
 /    |    \          /        \         / |  ? ?   /
|//\\ | .||||        |  That is the     / R| //\\ ?/
|.I.) | |o-o|        |   last time!    / A |( ** )/
|\=/  |  \-/|        |     \    |      )B /| \- //
'-----------'        |         _|     (  / |  ) )/\
                     |       _/ |      )/  | /| //\\_     /
                     |      |X|/|     (/   |O/\_/ |__)   /
                     |      (_) |          | /          / /
__________________,\,/,_________|__________|/  .       / /
              ,I,( '|') -Piss off!                    / /
               \\ \ O/___,                           / /
                \/\||/\--^            ,             / /
________________//\\//\\___________________________/ /
db____________(__)____(__)_________________________|/


@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!
Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!


                                           |           /
                                           |     Why do you
  .-------.            _.----._           /|     keep going
 /    |    \          /        \         / |        back in
|//\\ | .||||        |      ? ? |       / R| //\\  / there?
|.I.) | |o-o|        |    ,,,,  |      / A |( .. )/
|\=/  |  \-/|        |   (  .|. |      )B /| \O //
'-----------'        |    \ -/ .|     (  / |  ) )/\
                     | ^  _||_  |      )/  | /| //\\_     /
                     | \\/    \___    (/   |O/|_/ |__)   /
                     |  \\/   |---O        | /          / /
_____________________|____|   |_|__________|/          / /
                          \___|                       / /
  .                       | | |      `               / /
                          |_|_|_                    / /
_________________________(__|___)__________________/ /
db_________________________________________________|/


@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!
Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!@#!%Xx!


                                           |           /
                                           |          /
  .-------.            _.---I have to..   /|         /
 /    |    \          /      I'm the     / |  !     /
|//\\ | .||||        |      barkeeper!  / R| //\\ !/
|.I.) | |o-o|        |    ,,,,  |      / A |( .. )/
|\=/  |  \-/|        |   (  '|' |      )B /| \- //
'-----------'        |    \ o/ .|     (  / |  ) )/\
                     |    _||_  |      )/  | /| //\\_     /
                     |   /    \ |     (/   |O/|_/ |__)   /
                     |  / /   |\|          | /          / /
_____________________|_/ /|   |\\__________|/   `      / /
                       () \___|()                     / /
  .                       | | |      `               / /
              ,           |_|_|_                    / /
_________________________(__|___)__________________/ /
db_________________________________________________|/

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                    French Touch??? Never heard of that.
                   The only significant thing the French
                  ever gave to the world is the French Kiss.
                         \
                     But you hardly can call that technology.
                           \
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  ----------o!O----|.|--/___/  ,___/___\--b'ger------
                   '-'      |\/








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                                     Pru/TS/MJP







     



                                     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  _
                                   ( hmmm, and Im seeing)
                                  (some potential in   )
     Dear, I know I suggested     (_ _ Mike... _ _ _ _)
  the braless look...but I am     o
 seeing some potential in it for  o   //\\\.   ,~,;,
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        {Conversational Dust in the wind]
                      _
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          Y (((   __,-==`-.    
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            )\(/[_____|__\________
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   ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_|'  _|_    Ojosh!ro



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            `--------y----/-( Cheap girls? )------.
                    (  _ ( Yeah right... leave 'em `---.  
             ,~,     `{,c.`-.alone with your creditcard )
           Y (((   __,-==`-. `.and you're a pauper...,-'
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    ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_| \_\L_    o!O








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