Request from the President,

  The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.

  It is of the utmost importance that all citizens of the western world
  stand together against the threat.

  The hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin
  to see a naked woman that is not their wife.

  Therefore, the following actions : tonight at 19:00, all women should
  run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
  Run and jump around in the streets so that we are sure that these Islam
  terrorists see you !

  The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
  God bless America.